What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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