- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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