- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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