a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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My cat just died.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Gus's mom

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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