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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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