- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Knock Knock. Shut up.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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