What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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