"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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An anti-joke

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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