- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why did the black guy die? cancer

In soviet Russia...things are different

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

what do you call a black guy african american

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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