- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

That is so fetch

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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