A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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