- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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