- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Women's professional sports

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Iif your reading this ur gay

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