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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer