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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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