You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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