HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Ily bae

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Anti Joke

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