She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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