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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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