- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Nickelback.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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