Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

HELLO EVERYONE

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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