Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Colin is gay but toasters are not

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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