- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Jimmy Saville

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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