- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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