- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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