Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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