- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Emily Walker.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Your Mom The End.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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