Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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