- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Womens rights

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Your mother is so fat.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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