how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

knock knock? come in

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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