How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Michael Brown

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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