- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A man walks into a vagina

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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