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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Guest what? Dog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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