Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Julian Ha.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

my mind's eye?

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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