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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

I have suicidal thoughts

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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