Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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lol

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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