- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

A black man has a job.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

the sky is green no it is not

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

knock knock Goodbye

A van drives into a car.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??