A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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