Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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hi michael

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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