- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Pianos.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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