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RUN

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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