- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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