- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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