whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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anti jokes are for fags

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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