- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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