- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Wenis Penis

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A mormon walks into a bar.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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