Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Anti Joke

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