A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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