- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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