when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Michael Brown

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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