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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Your mother is so fat.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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