- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know whats a crime? rape

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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