What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Chlamydia

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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A fat guy!

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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