What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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