a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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