A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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hola said the chinese man

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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haha

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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