- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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