What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Donald Trump.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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