- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Rush Limbaugh

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Female rights.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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