- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

cory

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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