- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A miserable man committed suicide.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

A penis walks into a bar..

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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