- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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