- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

XD Jackass.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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