- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

You're a frog

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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