- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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