- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Black people.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Here's a joke for you, my life...

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

woman's rights

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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