- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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