- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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