Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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