- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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