Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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