A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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