Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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