- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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