What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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