Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Jersey Shore.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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