What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Justin Beiber

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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