- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Roses are flowers.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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