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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Stephen Hawking

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Please don't shoot me

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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