What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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