What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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