what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

quantum physics?

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

The cream, it is coming

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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