- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Anyone can post anything.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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