- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Badabing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Women's rights.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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