Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

HELLO EVERYONE

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Anti Joke

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