- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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