What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A Mormon walks into a bar

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Make me famous

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

alex is cool

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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