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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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