- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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