How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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