- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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