- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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