What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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