- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

So a horse walks into a barn.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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