What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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whats black? the colour

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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