Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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