too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

So this guy was making a sandwich...

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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