Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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