Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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