- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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