Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Anti Joke

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