- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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