- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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