- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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