A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Katy Perry

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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