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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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