- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Women's rights.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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