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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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