Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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