- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

quantum physics?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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