- Anti Joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream