How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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