- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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