- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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