- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

No soap radio

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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