Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Nobody cares maddie!

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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