If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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