why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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you will like this because i am black.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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why girl die cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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