Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Boner

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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