if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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