- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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