- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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