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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Leave. Now.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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