- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What's big and long? My dick.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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