Hellen keller

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

thumb_up thumb_down -15

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's round and orangey? An orange.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops