- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Women's Rights

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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