Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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i killed my family

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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