What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the man die? He was old.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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