- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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