- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

I love alchohol!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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