- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Black people.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Connor is homosexuaI

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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