CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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