What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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