- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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