- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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