a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the dog die? He was old

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