- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

my penis

Morning wood.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

9/11 my birthday

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes