- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

God is real.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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