Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Uh... What was emulating again?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Ready for something funny? nothing

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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