- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

God is real.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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