How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

i hate non minorities!

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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