- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

binladin walks into the american seals

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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