- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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