- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Golf.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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