- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

like if your cool

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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