- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants water? I do.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Pineapple.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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