- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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