- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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