- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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