Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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