I drive a 'rarri

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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