- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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