I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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I love you

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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