nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

2 black kids walk into school

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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