How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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30cm = 0,3meters

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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I read the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

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