- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Flowers are colors Love me

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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