Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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