Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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