- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

No your aunties a joke

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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