Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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