- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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