- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

This is a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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