- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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