- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Justin beiber..

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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