How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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where's mom I killed her

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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I went to work today....

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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