- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm HIV positive.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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