Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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I'm HIV positive.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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gingers

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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