There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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