What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's blue? The sky.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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