- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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