Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Jersey Shore.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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