Wait! hundred billions!

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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