- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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