This is a joke.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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