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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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