- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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