MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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