- Anti Joke

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

homosexual

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

eh

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.