- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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