I love you

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What would Muhammed do?

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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