- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

hers a joke... japanese people

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

12 niqqa 12.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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