- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

The Qur'an

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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