- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

This is a joke.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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