- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

White NBA players.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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