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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What if I told you.....potatoe

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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