- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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