- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

your face is kinda funny

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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