2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Pickles are powerful

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Irish sobriety

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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