I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Do the roar!

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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