Justin Beiber

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."